cpat23:

Vampira (Maila Nurmi)

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lmte:

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cuddlingwithsatan:

hotcommunist:

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

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bruhgender:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus

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plantanarchy:

in this house we don’t wear gloves when weeding we like to intimately feel the weeds as we wrench them from the earth

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milknjuice:

flashfuneral:

milknjuice:

milknjuice:

i’m trying a new thing called activities

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

tell me more

i’ve said too much already

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jestre:

jitterbugjive:

derranger:

likkrrr:

cuteautumn:

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

MERRY HALLOW’S EVE

JINGLE BONE, JINGLE BONE ROCK

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